So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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