u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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