yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
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