I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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