I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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