I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I forget how to act sober
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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