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(773): View more from Illinois

he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

some bitch filled my sink with salsa.

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(443): View more from Maryland

the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE

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(248): View more from Michigan

I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.

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i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.

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(914): View more from New York

He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro

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(224): View more from Illinois

It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.

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(208): View more from Idaho

well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.

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