How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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