I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
