you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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