i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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