i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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