ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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