shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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