i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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