I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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