i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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