Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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