there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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