I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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