my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
The ass gains better be worth it
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