I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
