i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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