The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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