I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Randomize
