that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I love how my cats smell like pot.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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