We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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