Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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