We need to rekindle our bromance
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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