her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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