Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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