I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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