No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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