these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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