just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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