yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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