Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
The ass gains better be worth it
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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