The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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