Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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