Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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