I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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