Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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