the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Randomize
