If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Your cock deserves a montage
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
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