I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
i out mim tonsoeep
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