I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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