Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
wow bdsm is so cute
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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