please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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