I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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