I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
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